Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

Medical School NERD Scale

Genius! Test to see how much of a medical nerd you are.
Add a point to every sentence that applies to you.

You have ever said “Netter is god”. Yes
You can discuss autopsy/ anatomy over a meal. Yes
You own a 4 color pen Yes
-it just isn’t enough colors for you Yes
You use more than one color to [...]

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1 Glass per Day

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SuperHomeless

Me: It’s one degree F over here.
Brother: Yea, I heard.
Me: I hope those homeless people have shelter.
Brother: It’s survival of the fittest.
Me: What? That’s horrible.
Brother: Only the superhomesless can survive.

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Neurosis Doesn’t End with Pre-meds

As a student entering medical school, you would think that all of your neurotic disorders would be left behind. Think again, because it shows up, my friend, in the form of “I think I have [current disease being studied]. I better go check with the Doc.” Yea, you think it’s funny now, just wait until [...]

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Our Frisbee Team Sucks

Several of us, M1s, got together to form an intramural Frisbee team under the name “Loop of Henle”. Last Tuesday, we got our a$$es kicked by an undergrads team to the point where they pulled the Mercy Rule on us. It was sad.

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The 12 Types of Medical Students

Here are your future classmates.
The 12 Types of Medical Students

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Competition

Brother: “Oh look, New York now recognizes gay marriage from other states.”
Me: “Grrrreeeeaaaatttt … I have enough competition as it is.”
Brother: “Hahaha, it’s not like guys are going to be jumping on other guys just because it’s legal.”
Me: “You never know.”

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